Despite our warning, wearing custom t-shirts while executing a bank robbery is becoming all the rage! Sleek black suits and masks of former presidents are no longer in vogue. Long gone are the days of the basic black ski mask. Today’s hip criminal wants credit for his acts of ignorance and the best way to do that by wearing a custom t-shirt that will easily identify him. To stay on top of this trend will soon be going digital which will allow us to lower our minimum order to one product! So if you are a carjacker, bank robber or just the basic stay at home and beat your wife type of criminal will be here for all your custom apparel needs. In addition to custom t-shirts we have custom sweatshirts for those criminals working the northern circuit and we will be offering custom tote bags to carry the loot. For the lady gangster we offer custom thongs. Great for distracting the security guards! We haven’t yet completed our pricing structure for the new direct to garment printing service but rest assured that robbing a bank won’t be necessary to pay for your custom apparel.
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